i know what jfc really stands for but i always have to think about it because i always think jesus fried chicken first
(via hazama)
it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
(via hazama)
shoyrus asked: u should be doing ur 2 month late assignment i've caught u red-handed
no plz u dun understand i have a family of 16 2 f33d
(Source: digital-entity, via digital-entity)
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